CREATOR WELCOME & ONBOARDING KIT
Warm, well-timed first week, by hand
Instant download. Your file link appears right after checkout.
It connects to no platform and has no login; it sends, schedules, and auto-posts nothing - every message is yours to edit and send by hand. It refuses explicit templates (100% non-explicit by check). No retention or income promise. Not legal advice.
A new fan's first week sets the tone for everything after. This kit helps you make that week feel personal and well-paced, without living in your inbox. Feed it your new-fan CSV, and it builds dated, personalised welcome drafts you read, adjust, and send by hand.
It runs entirely on your own computer. Nothing connects, nothing auto-sends, and nothing leaves your control. You stay the author of every message; the tool just does the timing and the typing-out for you.
What you get
- welcomekit.py (check, preview, build)One offline script with three actions: check validates your sequence, preview shows the messages before you commit, and build outputs dated drafts plus a schedule.csv.
- Five-step welcome sequence templateA ready-to-edit first-week sequence so you start from a sensible shape instead of a blank page, then make it sound like you.
- Synthetic sample sequenceA worked example sequence included so you can see exactly how a finished, well-paced first week reads.
- Sample new-fan CSVA ready-made sample contacts file that lets you run the whole tool end-to-end in about two minutes before touching your real list.
- Dated drafts + schedule.csv on buildEach run produces personalised, dated draft messages and a schedule.csv telling you what to send and when, all as plain files you keep.
- Welcome & Onboarding PlaybookA short guide covering the first-week shape and a consent section, so the why behind the timing is as clear as the how.
You own it outright
- One-time purchase: no subscription and no monthly fee.
- No ads, no trackers, no account or login of any kind.
- Runs on your own computer; your CSV and drafts never leave it.
- Open, editable files: change the sequence, the wording, and the timing yourself.
- Host or back it up anywhere you like; it is yours to keep.
Honest limits (what it does NOT do)
- Connects to no platform and has no login: it sends, schedules, and auto-posts nothing.
- Every message is a draft for you to edit and send by hand, in your own tools.
- It stays 100% non-explicit and refuses explicit templates by check.
- It makes no follower, retention, or income promise of any kind.
- It is a writing and timing aid, not legal advice and not financial advice.
- It does nothing illegal and asks nothing of your fans without consent.
Right for you if…
- You're a solo creator who wants every new fan to get a warm, dated first-week welcome but can't keep it up by hand at scale.
- You already export a new-fan CSV and want personalised welcome drafts built from it that you review and send yourself.
- You want a tool that runs offline on your own computer with no platform login and no data leaving your machine.
- You want to stay 100% non-explicit and have the tool refuse explicit templates by automatic check.
Probably skip it if…
- Skip it if you want automatic sending, scheduling, or auto-posting; it connects to no platform and every message is yours to send by hand.
- Skip it if you want explicit content; the check refuses explicit templates and keeps everything non-explicit.
- Skip it if you're expecting a retention or income guarantee, or legal advice; it promises none of these.
Questions
Does it message my fans automatically?
No. It has no login and connects to nothing. It only writes dated drafts and a schedule; you read every message and send it by hand in your own tools.
Will this grow my following or earnings?
It makes no such promise. It is a tool to help you write a warmer, better-timed first week. Outcomes depend on you, your audience, and many things outside this kit.
What's the refund policy?
There's a fair 48-hour refund window. If it isn't what you expected, ask within 48 hours of purchase and we'll make it right.
How do I get it, and are updates included?
You get an instant download of the files after purchase, ready to run offline in about two minutes with the included sample data. Updates to the kit are included at no extra cost.
Give every new fan a warmer first week, written in your voice and sent by your hand, for the price of a coffee.
Buy for $3.40